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Thu, Sep. 27th, 2007, 12:06 am
deadlyrhythm: (no subject)

What's the worst poosecution you've ever had?

Just last week, my mom was telling me that I needed to poop because my sister didn't ever want to poop. She thinks it's her right to have a grandpoop from me. What if I don't want to poop? I know that my life would be over if I had a stupid poop droplet. Anyone that has ever pooped can't be my friend... I don't want to stand by and see them ruin their lives with a poop. I cry for days whenever I find out that someone I know has pooped, but they always say that it's different when it's mine, but I just hate poop so much and get mad whenever someone even dares suggest I poop. It's my lifestyle!

Share your woeful tales of poosecution with me!

Thu, Sep. 27th, 2007, 12:21 am
lnlmandrake: Throwing Poop! What an entitled POO!

http://www.southeasttexaslive.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=18854330&BRD=2287&PAG=461&dept_id=512588&rfi=6

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What would you do if somebody flung poop at you? What do you think should happen to this prisoner? I think his rectum should be filled with CEMENT! He shouldn't have pooped in the first place!