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Thu, Sep. 27th, 2007, 12:06 am
deadlyrhythm:

What's the worst poosecution you've ever had?

Just last week, my mom was telling me that I needed to poop because my sister didn't ever want to poop. She thinks it's her right to have a grandpoop from me. What if I don't want to poop? I know that my life would be over if I had a stupid poop droplet. Anyone that has ever pooped can't be my friend... I don't want to stand by and see them ruin their lives with a poop. I cry for days whenever I find out that someone I know has pooped, but they always say that it's different when it's mine, but I just hate poop so much and get mad whenever someone even dares suggest I poop. It's my lifestyle!

Share your woeful tales of poosecution with me!

Thu, Sep. 27th, 2007 06:05 am (UTC)
lnlmandrake

In elementary school, the Nazi teachers would march all the children into the toilet once a day and TELL us to POOP. Even when I was 6, I wasn't like other kids. I knew I didn't want to poop, but the damn teacher put so much pressure on me. Now I have to see a therapist three times a week. Also, my father brushed my teeth until I was 15. I'm profoundly screwed up.