What's the worst poosecution you've ever had?
Just last week, my mom was telling me that I needed to poop because my sister didn't ever want to poop. She thinks it's her right to have a grandpoop from me. What if I don't want to poop? I know that my life would be over if I had a stupid poop droplet. Anyone that has ever pooped can't be my friend... I don't want to stand by and see them ruin their lives with a poop. I cry for days whenever I find out that someone I know has pooped, but they always say that it's different when it's mine, but I just hate poop so much and get mad whenever someone even dares suggest I poop. It's my lifestyle!
Share your woeful tales of poosecution with me!